DDR Craaaaaving

Tonight was interesting.

I finally went out with Cliff tonight for a whileee... it was pretty nice. I asked him to impress me with his guitar hero skills, he did, we messed around for a bit... then we went to dinner at Cafe Baklava! My main reason for picking this place was A) Lizzie works there and B) LIZZIE works there. hahaha, I needed to see Lizzie working a job, standing on the street as a hostess, no less.
It was great. Food was great, Cliff was amusing (we had a weird conversation about santa), Lizzie was crazy and entertaining, etc.

Plus, Cafe Baklava is right next to the Scientology building, so there was a protest outside the asian market across the street against Scientology that we got to watch for the whole time. Rather amusing non-violent protest... Just 3-4 people with signs that said things like "Religion is FREE, Scientology is NOT" or "Stop Scientology's Human Rights Violations", wearing grinning V for Vendetta masks and bouncing around and dancing in step to the happy bouncy techno music/ethnic tunes that they were blasting. They danced to "Tunak Tunak Tun"! And the techno Pacman theme, and cotton-eyed joe and all these other random songs. Great free entertainment. And I totally think Scientology is a vacuous waste of time, money, and resources (and is generally ridiculous), so it was even better. Morals upheld!

Anyway, after we paid Lizzie her tip (2 dollars shoved into the bra like a common prostitute!) and she flashed Cliff and chased after a hot waiter that we begged her to seduce, we went back to Cliff's car.

And there it was, covered in post-it's. What the fuck?
Apparently his friend Alex found his car, covered it in post-its with a couple other people, and wanted him to go bowling with them. Zuhhh? Crazy!
How did she know where we were? How did she know where his car was? Creeeeeepy. Stalkers!

Anyway, he couldn't go bowling for the same reason he couldn't hang out with me longer, he "needs to sleep" so he can wake up insanely early tomorrow morning. Tch. Men.
I want sex! It's been almost two weeks. Driving me craaaaazy. But at least I got to see him.

Being awake while the rest of the world sleeps...

..is impossible.

Just think about it! I mean, everyone's on different time schedules like Pacific Time and Eastern Time and Korean Time and Idon'tfuckingcare time and so therefore someone's always going to be awake. Like at four in the morning, when I really want to call you and tell you how much I want you precisely at that moment but I know you'll either A) be asleep or B) be gone, I am not the only one staring at the world with open eyes and wondering why. Some motherfucker in Kazakstahan is awake, experiencing the same kind of 4 o'clock monotony. Only he's in the middle of the day, not exactly time for dinner and way past lunch. Why exactly do I want you? You aren't even very good for me, are you?