"I'm Sppecial"

Man, I'm such a stupid little girl around Cliff. I say the most obvious and inane statements possible. We count how many verbal blunders/inanities I make each time I see him... It's been like.. 20.. in the last two times! I'm just moved by hormones, jeez.
I SWEAR I AM NOT RETARDED! Just.. made stupid by sex hormones?
however...
PROM. WAS. BEST. THING. EVER.
Yes. It was.
So was the dancing! And the food! And the boat! And the friends! And the view! And the fabulously wonderful date!
To take a line from A Clockwork Orange ((weirdest, most disturbing, yet intriguing movie ever))
It was real horrowshow, my friends.